Handmade Holiday Cards

ok folks a few xmas ones are these funny or not?

1) Santa's Outfit How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. 2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. 3) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. 4) Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person. 5) Christmas Pudding Charms Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food. 6) Curious Question Why does rain drop, but snow fall? 7) Christmas Joke Pizza Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?' 8) Denominations Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.' 9) Christmas Shepherd One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. 'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!'

Public Comments

1. Ho Ho Ho
2. yes funny
3. funny babe!! by the way....you might want to edit ur answer to my kids question. she likes to read them out loud to everyone!! lol
4. Funny
5. gr8! these are gr8! classic jokes.. dude, ur fantastic!
6. Very good ha ha ha ,,,
7. SKANK!
8. very good lol
9. L O L 10/10 x
10. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10
11. hahaha............funny
12. Ha ha ha.!!! Good ones again Chris.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers mate.!!
13. I'm still layghing so hard over no.7 that I can't type! Can't wait to tell my kids! 8 was brilliant too! Thanks